Ask Me About My Butthole Fan

Have some burning questions you’d love to ask?

Maybe it’s got super powers, maybe it’s big, maybe it’s small

Could it be hairy? Could it have a bush? You’ll never know, till you ask about this tush

Dimensions:

• Length: 13 inches (26 inches when unfolded)
• Width: 2 inches
• Thickness: 1 inch
• Weight: 4 ounces

Specifications:

• Made of durable bamboo
  
• High quality polyester fan fabric makes loud, clacking noise
  
• Printed with UV-reactive ink - looks great under black light!